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Chuck Norris Is So Fast, That He Can Run Around The World And Punch Himself In The Back Of His Head!
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Chuck Norris tells Paul the octopus all the answers.
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Chuck Norris is the last person you'll ever see.
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Chuck Norris knows What " The Thing" Is from the Fantastic Four
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Don't do unto Chuck Norris what you don't want Chuck Norris to do unto you... but even if you don't do it to Chuck Norris, he'll still do it to you.
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The universe doesn't expand and contract, Chuck Norris is just breathing
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A scientist said Chuck Norris couldn't make the world flat. Chuck Norris then punch him into the ground making the world flat.
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When Chuck Norris wants a house he tells the building materials to build it for him.
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The legend of Cerberus the 3 headed giant dog came from Chuck Norris' pet dog.
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Australia didn't drift away over thousands of years, Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked it in the face
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Chuck Norris is secretly the president of the ninja army.
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Chuck Norris can reboot the Sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't put the kettle on, he tells the kettle to boil.
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