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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.

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Chuck Norris knows where you live.......and he knows where you die.

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Chuck Norris lives in the center of the sun. He thought all of the other planets weren't good enough for him.

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A boy once asked Chuck the diameter of the earth, he said, "Wanna know the diameter of my fist?" The boy was seen falling from the sky ten years later

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Chuck Norris wins the game every time he thinks about it.

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Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

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When Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb, he doesn't cut a wire, he cuts the bomb.

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Money doesn't make the world go round, Chuck Norris does. phisically.

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Chuck Norris can make curtains out of the fabric of time.

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The cruelest form of capital punishment? A slap on the wrist-- from Chuck Norris.

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The cake is a lie because Chuck Norris ate it

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"If Chuck Norris was a woman"- He would still be THE MAN

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Chuck Norris is... the most interesting man in the world.

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