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Facts with the tag "awesome"

It is said that the Sahara desert once was a huge ocean. Then Chuck Norris was born.

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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."

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Violence isn't the answer, Chuck Norris is...

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Rambo, Clint Eastwood, Arnold Schwarzenegger, John McClane, Samuel L. Jacksonand James Bond are all just Chuck Norris in disquise

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Chuck Norris is so awesome that he hates when people call him aweso /// Dear fans, don't call me awesome.

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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.

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When Chuck Norris goes swimming with sharks, the sharks wear chain mill.

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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time

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Chuck Norris knows what the double rainbow means.

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Inspite the fact that Chuck Norris has a soul, the Ghost Rider doesn't use the penance stare on him, because he will die the moment he looks at Chuck.

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Sephiroth said, "Shall i give you despair?" Chuck said, "...." then Sephiroth suddenly died.

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"Chuck Norris The Game" was cancelled immediately after it was produced, because no one else could play it and not die, only Chuck.

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