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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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During WW2, Chuck was supposed to be dropped in Japan, but the scientists feared that the world might split in half. They invented the A-bomb.
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Chuck Norris knows when you will die. He always knows when someone will die.
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If you have a dollar and Chuck Norris has a dollar , then Chuck Norris has two dollars and you have no money!!
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Chuck Norris doesnt move a mussle to get somewere he makes the universe get of its lazy ass and move itself
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Chuck Norris doesnt move a mussle to get somewere he makes the universe get of its lazy ass and move itself
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Chuck Norris can make it cloudy in Philadelphia.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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CHUCK NORRIS SAYS RELAX with a swift roundhouse kick to your medulla oblongata.
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chuck norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. these kids are now known as the power rangers
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Chuck Norriss' calandar goes from march 31st to april 2nd cause nobody fools Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field...wearing clown shoes
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