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Chuck Norris does not eat, he fights hunger
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris has never shaved because he has yet to find a blade sharp enough to cut through awesome
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Chuck Norris doesn't mess around. He keeps everything clean
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The only word that rhymes with "orange" is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze while holding his breath
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Chuck Norris can play the guitar with drum sticks.
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Chuck Norris once had his own toilet paper brand. It was taken off the market because it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
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An object in motion will stay in motion unless Chuck Norris stops it.
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In case of CHUCK NORRIS- stop, drop and DIE.
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Chuck Norris can inhale while he exhales.
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Chuck Norris can't say his name without creating an earthquake.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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