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Chuck Norris knows what he did, tomorrow.
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Chuck Norris once wrote an autobiography about awesomeness.
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If Chuck Norris were a number, he'd be awesome.
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Chuck Norris bends the fabric of space-time when he is sleeping.
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Chuck Norris touched a cow when he was mad and all the cows got mad cow disease.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris always wins rock paper scissors with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can change the TV channel -- while it's off.
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Did you hear that? Chuck Norris just got a little more awesome.
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If Chuck Norris yells BANG. You're dead.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.
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Chuck Norris can beat an Xbox game with a Play Station controller.
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Chuck Norris can fry an ant with a magnifying glass... at night.
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