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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris once had an energy drink. It was banned in 58 states, Canada, Russia, and Painlandia which is wherever Chuck goes
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Chuck Norris can get 2 Tactical Nukes in one game. Without a TV
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Chuck Norris isn't a character in Clue because he would always be guilty
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Chuck Norris goes down the highway to hell once a week
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris washes his beard... with diesel.
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When Chuck Norris looks to the horizon, he sees his own neck.
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Chuck Norris can walk and run at the same time.
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DragonBallZ series ended after Chuck Norris released his Kamehameha
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I am Chuck Norris, and I approve this roundhouse kick.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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