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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man
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Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Chuck Norris.
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Nothing runs like a Deere, except for Chuck Norris he runs like a cheetah on PCP.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing at it and saying "boom".
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The only being that can stop Chuck Norris is himself
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This year, Santa hopes that Chuck Norris will bring him presants
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Chuck Norris is awesome... plainly put
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Chuck Norris single-handedly caused the baby boom generation
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris already has the ps10
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Chuck Norris can sting bees
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Chuck Norris CAN tame Miley Cyrus
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