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Yeah, Chuck shot the sherrif..... with a round house kick to the face!
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The dinosaurs didn't go extinct from the meteor. Chuck Norris was just roundhouse kicking a rock out of the way
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Sharks have a week dedicated to chuck norris.
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Hitler didn't kill himself because he lost the war. He killed himself because he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris showers in a hurricane.
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The google people don't take the pictures for google earth,Chuck Norris runs around the Earth with a digital camera in a minute.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris rules majority.
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Chuck Norris has already found the cure for cancer, but he hasn't used it because he's to busy round-house kicking people in the face.
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Chuck Norris isn't one with the universe. The universe isn't ready.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. after three das of excrutiating pain, the cobra died.
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Chuck Norris can solve a rubix cube in one single turn.
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