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Chuck Norris dosen't have a bad hair day...hair has a bad Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is secretly the president of the ninja army.
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Chuck Norris once painted a self portrait of Winston Churchhill
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Chuck Norris once appeared to Martin Luther King in a dream.
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The reason it rains is Chuck Norris scared the clouds, and they wet themselves.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked curiosity in the face, and the cat got in the way.
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When paying for groceries the cashier asks Chuck Norris how much money he wants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris trims his beard he takes the hairs and throws them in the sky, this is how stars are born
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Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
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There are no mysteries in the universe. Only things that Chuck Norris hasn't shared with the rest of us.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Big Brother isn't watching Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is watching Big Brother
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