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Jimmie Johnson's car does not have an engine. It is powered by one roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris at the beginning of every race.
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They have officially changed the "Happy Birthday" song to "Thank you Chuck Norris for letting me live".
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Chuck Norris knows where you live.......and he knows where you die.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Bear Grylls drinks his own urine when he is thirsty, Chuck Norris drinks his own blood
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Shhhhh.....Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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Everyday Chuck Norris has a bowl of nails for breakfast... without any milk!!!
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The reason there isn't any life on Mars is because Chuck Norris has already been there.
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People say he was named after what he did to his uncle Norris when he was an hour old!
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Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. Norris dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all the balloons. Today, this kid is known as Justin
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Chuck Norris' social security number is 187. Homicide.
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The wonders of the world were just places where Chuck Norris got creative
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Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
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