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Chuck Norris' hair whips itself back and forth.
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Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris retired with a karate record of 183-10-2. 183 Wins, 10 Opponent Deaths from one roundhouse kick and 2 Opponents mysteriously missing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a TV, He has a mirror instead
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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The Hulk is angry because Chuck Norris arm wrestled him....and won.
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Chuck Norris is why some animals are knocturnal.
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Chuck Norris can win Team Deathmatch IN 1 KILL.
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You know why you don't see the facts by the same user? Because Chuck Norris kills them when they're writing there second fact.
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Chuck Noris uses Wikileaks as a Recycle bin
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Chuck Norris was once a Kamikaze pilot. He tested 4 different planes on 20 different ships.
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Chuck Norris fought the law and the law lost.
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