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Chuck Norris has a World of Warcraft account, he shot an arrow one day and hit the middle of the ocean. This is the cause of the Cataclysm.
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Albert Einstein did once divide by zero and never speak of it, the reason? The result was Chuck Norris.
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A Jedi said: "Let the Force be with you", Chuck replied "I am the Force."
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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South American tribesmen coat their blowdart tips in Chuck Norris' blood.
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Water needs floaties when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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The Great Wall of China was originally built to keep Chuck Norris out.
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Chuck Norris is not a man, he is a machine
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Whenever Chuck Norris has a bad thought, a black hole appears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a doctor.
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Chuck Norris likes children...they taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris made Charlie Sheen lose.
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A properly harnessed CHUCK NORRIS roundhouse, can power a large city forever.
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