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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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Most living creatures have a fight or flight response to danger. Both are futile in the face of Chuck Norris who, by the way, doesn't do 'flight'.
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Chuck Norris laughs in the face of danger. And then roundhouse kicks it to death.
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Chuck Norris created himself to kick humanity's ass and chew bubblegum. Luckily, he hasn't ran out of bubblegum...yet.
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Chuck Norris never gets faced with danger. Danger gets faced with Chuck Norris.
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Danger has another name.It's called Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris eats danger for breakfast.
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