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Chuck Norris can make electricity turn armish
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Chuck Norris' whereabouts were unknown from 1939-45, he was found walking around Hiroshima. saying "the last thing I knew was falling out of a plane"
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Chuck Norris snores, and the world trembles.
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One time, someone asked Chuck Norris to rhk him. He was found dead 25 miles away 5 minutes earlier
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You don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you
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Chuck Norris has only been whipped by one thing, his beard
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That's right. Chuck Norris knows.
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Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
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Chuck Norris can split electrons
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Chuck Norris Once Had A Staring Contest With The Sun....................And Won
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The Bird Is The Word Because Chuck Norris Didn't Want To Be The Word
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When Chuck and Jet Li fought a blind man saw it, you can ask the deaf man, he heard it too.
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The Big Bang only happened because it got kicked in the face by Chuck Norris
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