Facts with the tag "'funny'" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "'funny'"

Look behind you, HE'S THERE

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When Chuck Norris plays baseball, he doesn't hit the ball with a bat, he roundhouse kicks it

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Barbie dumped Ken. For Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris once went into a burning buildng in nothing but flip flops and a hawaiian shirt on and saved a family of 5 and a dog

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On Chuck Norris bday instead of blowing out candels he blew out the sun

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Chuck Norris will hate the player...aswell as the game!

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The reason why the Antichrist has not come yet is because Chuck Norris still walks the Earth.

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy... but not Chuck Norris... he won't be dull and he's not a boy. He's THE man!

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Chuck Norris once asked a man to turn down his music, he refused, that man's baby was born deaf.

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When Chuck Norris travels to Washington D.C., local officials declare a state of emergency.

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Never play "knock knock" with Chuck Norris. Because the person knocking on the door is in fact a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris has given a snake a high-five.

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Chuck Norris shaves every 10 minutes.

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