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Moses did not part the sea.Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast that he can run around the earth and punch himself in the back of the head
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour
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Chuck Norris has never seen the movie 300, because it was inaccurate in its story, why would Chuck Norris need 299 men to defeat an Army?
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Chuck Norris can play Blu Rays on a record player.
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When Chuck Norris sneezes, it rains.
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A TSA Agent once asked to "pat down" Chuck Norris. His hands were instantly burned to a crisp
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!!
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Chuck Norris doesn't play........he quit school because of recess
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Chuck Norris is the reason the Easter Bunny hides his eggs
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Chuck Norris goes hunting... on Facebook.
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