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Facts with the tag "'funny'"

Chuck Norris can hold his breath underwater... for as long as there will be water

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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name

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Supposedly, if your not first, you're last.....but if you are first....you're Chuck Norris!

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Chuck Norris does not own a toothbrush, plaque is scared of Chuck

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 mintues to watch 60 Minutes

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Chuck Norris can lip read a ventriloquist

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There are only three things that can survive a nuclear explosion. Cockroaches, Twinkies, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once created a micro version of himself. Chuck considered it too soft so he gave it to Bill Gates

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Dream catchers catch nightmares........Chuck Norris beats the living hell out of them.

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