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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Chuck Norris
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In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris's idea of a practicle joke is war.
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Call of Duty "Modern Warfare" was originally titled "The Chuck Norris Story"
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Chuck Norris on many occasions has accurately reenacted every Civil War battle single-handedly, using only finger puppets while twiddling his thumbs.
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If the President declared war on Chuck Norris, the flag would be at half mast in an hour
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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The reason why no shots were fired during the "Cold War" was because both sides were afraid to wake Chuck Norris from his slumber.
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Before the President of the United States can declare war, Congress must have permission from Chuck Norris
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