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Beautiful women crawl across barren deserts to smell the tracks left by the tires of the truck carrying Chuck Norris' dirty laundry.
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The Grand Canyon wasn't made by erosion. Chuck Norris needed info. from a scorpion, round-house kicked it, and the shockwave split open the earth
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. after three das of excrutiating pain, the cobra died.
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Chuck Norris can camouflage in a forest... with desert camo.
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