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Why does the truth hurt? Because Chuck Norris round-house kicked it.
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Paul Revere shouted "Chuck Norris is coming!"
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Chuck Norris can stop a bullet with one toe
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Being chuck Norris, IS life insurance
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Chuck Norris left before he arrived.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal
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Chuck Norris can push on a pull sign
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Pigs run away at the site of Chuck Norris for fear that they will be pork chopped!
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris is the ONLY wonder of the world
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Chuck Norris is the only vegan that can eat meat.
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Chuck Norris can tell bad jokes and people will laugh hard.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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