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The natural elements are earth, air, water, fire and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pressure wash a house.......with a drinking straw.
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Chuck Norris sent me a text. I now have a black eye and broken nose. It simply said "roundhouse kick".
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When Chuck Norris dialed the wrong number, the man who answered was so scared to tell him he put the phone down and went to find who he wanted.
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There are two types of people in the world, Chuck Norris and everyone else.
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Chuck Norris is entitiled to his own facts.
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Chuck Norris lives all over the universe.
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Chuck Norris can win an election without being a candidate
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The local gym is open 24 hours a day. Chuck Norris is there 26.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris high dives from an airplane into a kiddie pool and does not make a splash.
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Chuck Norris leaves no fistprints
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Chuck Norris once gave some old belt buckles to some teenagers. They are now known as the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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