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Facts with the tag "! funny !"

Chuck Norris once dug a hole with a spoon. It's now known as the Grand Canyon

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Chuck Norris can go online without opening a single tab

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When Chuck Norris wants to tell a joke , he just beats you up until you start laughing...

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Chuck Norris can get salt & vinegar in the same shaker.

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Chuck Norris can eat string spagetti...with a spoon.

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If Chuck Norris draws a picture of himself....the picture burns.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair, just flames.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future

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Chuck Norris showers with a sand blaster.

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Chuck Norris uses rattlesnakes for shoe laces.

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