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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris
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Before rising in the morning, the Sun has to put on Chuck Norris Screen
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When Chuck Norris stares at the Sun, the Sun goes blind.
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Chuck Norris is Mother Nature's Father and Old Man Winter's Grandfather.
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Chuck Norris preys on eagles by coming from above and snatching it with his hands
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