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The Earth spins to counter Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks, otherwise, we'd all have been thrown from the planet and in turn, died from Chuck Norris.
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The amount of people who live in the United States of America is the amount of years Chuck Norris has lived
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If Galileo lived today, he would realize the Earth rotates around Chuck Norris.
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On the first day god made Chuck Norris, he told him to take it from there.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing
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The earth is not flat anymore thanks to Chuck Norris, he roundhouse kicked it so hard that it popped right up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't live on earth, the earth lives under Chuck Norris.
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God created the earth in 7 days. But Chuck Norris can destroy the earth in 7 seconds.
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Chuck Norris is currently just a 'caterpillar' of his species. When he becomes the 'butterfly', he'll suck the moon dry and lay eggs on the sun
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Chuck Norris push-ups may push the Earth down, but the last time he did sit-ups, Mount Everest was created
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Chuck Norris is in everyone. Specifically, his foot is roundhouse kicked into everyone's face at any one time. The force of it is up to him
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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