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Chuck Norris can reboot the Sun.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris
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Earth does not orbit the sun. The sun orbits Chuck Norris.
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The Earth is made up of two-thirds water and one-third Chuck Norris.
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God once tried to make a deal with Chuck Norris. He said, "You may rule all universe except for the Earth. But that's only if you're okay with that.".
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Chuck Norris knows where you live.......and he knows where you die.
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The Earth was originally flat, but Chuck Norris doesn't like un-circular shapes
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The earth is spinning becaue of a roundhouse kick Chuck Norris gave it 4 billion years ago.
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A boy once asked Chuck the diameter of the earth, he said, "Wanna know the diameter of my fist?" The boy was seen falling from the sky ten years later
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Chuck decide he was bored, yawned and let out gasses, thust life on earth started.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick can kill 10 billion people. Theres only 6.8 billion people on earth
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The Human Race is an endangered species so long as Chuck Norris still walks the Earth.
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