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Chuck Norris once went to Disneyland. It is no longer known as The Happiest Place on Earth.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris keeps the earth spinning with continuous round-house kicks.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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A Jedi said: "Let the Force be with you", Chuck replied "I am the Force."
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The planet's greatest natural resource?... Chuck Norris.
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The Earth has no axis, it is just the side Chuck Norris is standing on.
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Chuck Norris uses the Earth's core to make toast.
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Aliens haven't visited Earth because they're afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sweeps the floor using his eyelashes.
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