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The Earth spins to counter Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks, otherwise, we'd all have been thrown from the planet and in turn, died from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris died once, but he got over it.
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A test group tested a new Chuck Norris game for Xbox Kinect. No one survived.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. after three das of excrutiating pain, the cobra died.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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