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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence........twice
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Unlike a heart, Chuck Norris never stops beating
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You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
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Chunk Norris can make sour milk turn fresh
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Chuck Norris won the Presidential elections by simply introducing himself.
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Chuck Norris uses a megaphone to make his voice quieter
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Chuck Norris can play Stairway with a kazoo
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Chuck norris is so strong, while watching a weather forcast saying its rainning, he went out side and the Sun came out.
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When Chuck Norris buys a car, it appreciates in value when he drives it off the lot.
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When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
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Chuck Norris created The Sands of Time.
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Chuck norris invented the word 'invented'.
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