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The only man-made site visible from outer space is the great wall of Chuck Norris.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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For his driving test, Chuck Norris failed the instructor.
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Chuck Norris packs his own parachute…..before he lands.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who’s allowed to proceed WITHOUT caution.
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For bath salts, Chuck Norris uses cryptonite.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Too much of a good thing is Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris takes "nobody is perfect" as a personal insult
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Chuck Norris CAN break your stride.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris can make a hole in the sun with a snowball
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