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Chuck Norris can write with a microphone
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Romeo and Juliet killed themselves because they heard Chuck Norris was in town.
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Chuck Norris can make jello in a microwave
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Chuck Norris loves Ninjas... dead ones. That's why he makes so many.
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Chuck Norris can install a program without accepting the TERMS & CONDITIONS
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Machiavelli said it is better to be feared than loved because he was inspired by Chuck Norris.
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The last page of the Guinness Book of World Records 'says all records were held by Chuck Norris; the names in the book are who came closest'.
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Too many cooks spoil the broth. Chuck Norris can make it delicious again.
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Chuck Norris always looks a gift horse in the mouth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always get into fights but when he does you see some serious shit.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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According to Chuck Norris, nothing is impossible.
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