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Stop laughing. Chuck Norris is no joke.
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Chuck Norris knows John and Jane Doe.
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Chuck Norris assisted the midwife when he was born
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Chuck Norris once went bungee jumping. He just had to fall down.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he never got punished; he WAS the punishment.
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Chuck norris can ride a hot wheels track..... with a monster truck.
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The 3D Chuck Norris movie was rated beyond R because no one made it out alive.
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Chuck Norris' favorite color is red. Guess why?
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There is no such thing as a Chuck Norris joke for two reasons: 1) These are 'facts' 2) No one jokes about Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris is hit by lightning, the clouds get a chucklectric shock.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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For Chuck Norris, a penny saved is a dollar earned
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