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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris invented the alphabet for one reason only.... so he could spell his name.
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Chuck Norris listen to sign language songs.
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Chuck Norris can speak Russian... in Chinese.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language
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Chuck Norris knows EVERY word in EVERY language plus ten thousand more !
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Chuck Norris can spell his name using only vowels
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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The words Danger, Terror, Fear and Violence will one day be replaced in the English language with two words: Chuck Norris.
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