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When Chuck Norris needs money from an ATM, he just thinks about the amount and it comes out.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a fast food place, his order is ready before he walks in.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a pine tree and created 12 million toothpick.
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Some say bad people go to hell when they die, they really go to Chuck Norris' house where they shall be roundhouse kicked for eternity.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a bucket of playdoh and left a life-sized statue of his likeness
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The only way to make diamond powder is to rub the diamond on Chuck Norris's skin.
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A scientist said Chuck Norris couldn't make the world flat. Chuck Norris then punch him into the ground making the world flat.
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THE OLDER CHUCK NORRIS GROWS THE LESSER HIS AGE.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Jack is in the box.
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Chuck Noris is the reason Burger King says "Have it your way"
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Chuck Norris teaches a car to drive
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Chuck Norris took the blue and the red pill, and the rest was history
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