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Facts with the tag "omnipotence"

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot – and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to celebrate his birthday because he was born between Sunday and Monday.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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Chuck Norris enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it.

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Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
Chuck Norris CAN in fact "raise the roof". And he can do it with one hand.

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Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.

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Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris.

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