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Chuck Norris once went Mach 17 on a 12 speed with no back tire.
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The world may circle around the sun but the sun circles around Chuck Norris.
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Gandalf was brought to tears when he found out Chuck Norris' beard was more epic than his.
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During the running of the bulls, the bulls are actually running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris once brought a lamb back to life. He then killed it to show that the good Chuck giveth and the good Chuck taketh away.
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There are no different races just people Chuck Norris beat into different shades of black and blue.
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There are no epic battles when Chuck Norris is involved. He kills on sight.
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When a hypnotist tried to hypnotize Chuck Norris the hypnotist ended up getting hypnotized himself by staring into his beard.....
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Chuck Norris is the only one who can break free of a Master Ball.
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When Chuck Norris trims his beard he takes the hairs and throws them in the sky, this is how stars are born
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Chuck Norris beat Dwarf Fortress
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Chuck Norris kills all old people at their birth.
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