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Chuck Norris once played Jenga.the resault was the empire state building
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Chuck Norris is in the Super Smash Bros. series. He played as the Smash Ball
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Answer: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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The Old Spice Man aspires to smell like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris does not eat, he fights hunger
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If Chuck Norris needs a gun, he sticks two fingers out and shoots. If he needs a silencer, he takes his other hand and wraps it around his fingers.
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An object in motion will stay in motion unless Chuck Norris stops it.
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Chuck Norris can beat an Xbox game with a Play Station controller.
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