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The meaning of life is in the palm of Chuck Norris` hand... but Chuck Norris never un-clenches his fist.
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If you beat Chuck Norris` hand in poker... he will beat your face in fight.
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Give Blood, fight Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris faced the Elite Four with nothing but a level 18 Magicarp; its Splash KO'd all 26 Pokemon at once
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Once, Chuck Norris was asked to fight The Most Interesting Man in the World. Chuck Norris cock slammed him so hard, they felt the Earth move in Haiti
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Chuck Norris once wanted to know what it was like to be defeated. He then dressed up as Bruce Lee, And Bruce Lee dressed up as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny
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The Only Person To Have Defeated Chuck Norris Was Bruce Lee
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Chuck Norris once fought Kratos. The loser had to get blades seared into his arms
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club!
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Chuck Norris knows where you live.......and he knows where you die.
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick people with his fists
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More of a question than a fact: in a fight between Chuck Norris and Gordan Freeman who would win?
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