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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, he'll win TWICE!
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Popeye had lost his right eye due to a bar-fight against Chuck Norris
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Who would win in a fight between Darth Vadar and Luke Skywalker... Chuck Norris
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?.....his foot.
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A scientist theorized breaking the speed of light was impossable. Chuck norris simultaniously killed and disproved him
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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If Chuck Norris would fight himself, he'd win
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Chuck Norris is so bad, that one time he let me win a fight.....he still won!
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Chuck Norris can block a punch with his face.
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Chuck Norris can fight fire with fists...that are on fire.
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Near the end of a fight, Chuck Norris decided to throw in the towel. The towel was so forceful, the opponent was knocked out.
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Chuck Norris knows where the Simpsons live
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