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Chuck norris can kick a football at a home game through the uprights in the stadium of the visiting team.
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Once when Chuck Norris Tried to play football. the ball ran away!
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Brett Farve isn't indecisive about playing or retiring, Chuck Norris just hasn't told him what to do yet.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a field-goal during his peewee days, that football is now call Halley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris won the Superbowl as a one-man-team.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Darelle Revis hasn't signed with the Jets. He invaded Revis Island and roundhouse kicked Revis into another dimension
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Charlie Brown has never Kicked the Football, not because of Lucy, but because the Football is scared of anyone called "CHUCK"...
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Bret Favre will never retire because he promised to play checkers against Chuck Norris when he was done with football.
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Some can score an overhead kick, Chuck Norris can score an overhead header
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Chuck Norris is the reason Brett Farve finally retired
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a pig so fast we now call it football
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Chuck Norris won the Super Bowl by watching it on TV.
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I drafted Chuck Norris to my fantasy team, he now has 10 Lombardi trophies.
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