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Chuck Norris has an 8 millionth degree black belt.
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Chuck Norris Africanized bees for his first grade science project.
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Before the lobotomy was invented, doctors just had Chuck Norris roudhouse kick their patients.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris makes a cup of coffee every morning...... with a tea bag.
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Chuck once thought it was funny to shave the sides of his friends hair. The mohawk is now the coolest style of all time
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris knows where Banana Republic is.
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Chuck Norris walks in a drive-thru
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesperson.................OVER THE PHONE!!!!!!!
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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