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Chuck Norris is the only man who can actually digest corn.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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The only letters in the alphabet that really matter are chuknoris.
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The only thing quieter than silence is the sound of Chuck Norris being sneaky.
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In mathematical terms Chuck Norris is equal to or greater than your worst nightmare.
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When Chuck Norris needed braces he had them made from razor wire.
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Chuck Norris can write a song on the air guitar.
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Chuck Norris has no need for guns because he can kill you with mind bullets.
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Chuck Norris once played a piano, before it was invented.
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Chuck Norris once stapled water to a tree.
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Chuck Norris first film was released before he was born
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly it affects the economy.
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Chuck Norris made a snowman....... Out of rain.
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