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Chuck Norris can eat Chinese food and still be full after an hour
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Santa gives coal hoping Chuck Norris will turn it to Diamonds
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Chuck Norris can do a backflip under his bed...from a ladder
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Chuck Norris goes to the gym and the receptionist says "Sorry sir there is no equipment that can reduce muscle mass."
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Chuck Norris once drew a two sided triangle.
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Chuck Norris has a muscle on every hair on his body
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Chuck Norris knows How He Met Your Mother, but he won't tell you.
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If Chuck Norris tells you a secret, you better keep it or he will take YOU to the grave
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