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Hefty trash bags are just generic bags that Chuck already used
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The world's fastest acting, most effective laxative... a stare from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can go around the world in one night, faster than Santa Claus.
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When Chuck Norris goes to war everyone loses.
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Chuck Happens!!!
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can get buffalo wings from a real buffalo.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just open a can of whoop ass, he open's a six pack.
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Superman can fly but Chuck Norris can teleport
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Chuck Norris can remove the wrinkles of his shirt using his hand.
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Chuck Norris gave his barber a hair cut
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Chuck Norris went to an all you can eat resturant ...... He's still there !!!
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When Chuck Norris hits the road, it dies.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win, forever.
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