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Once a Dinosaur didn't wag it's tail upon seeing Chuck Norris, they are now extinct.
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Chuck Norris can snap a whales neck
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!"........... said the bar.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take pain killers, pain takes Chuck Norris killers
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T.N.T was invented to cure Chuck Norris's indigestion.
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When Chuck Norris blows his birthday candles off it evolves into a category 4 tornado.
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Chuck Norris can give Panadol a headache.
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Ckuck Norris can run over his enemies with a parked car.
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In the USA, we make jokes about Chuck Norris and what he does. In Soviet Russia, he makes jokes about what we do. He knows what we do.
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People say he was named after what he didn't his uncle Norris!
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Chuck Norris's kill/death ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity
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Chuck Norris is always suspicious of Conservation Trusts!
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