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Chuck Norris can gargle bread!
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There is no such place as hell, just Chuck Norris' house
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Chuck Norris threads pipe with his teeth
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Chuck Norris doesn't lock his car when he gets out... it locks it self cuz it's scared that he will get back in
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Chuck Norris could give you a lashing just by batting an eye!
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris doesn't swim, he beats the crap out of the water until it takes him wherever he wants to go.
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When Chuck Norris reads a Chuck Norris Fact, he doesn't laugh. he simply nods.
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Chuck Norris can only be reached on his ICHUCK!
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die
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If Chuck Norris was ever exposed to nuclear radiation, he would mutate into himself!
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Godzilla and King Kong were supposed to fight but Chuck Norris got to them first.
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Mayhem went to All State for protection from Chuck Norris.
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