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It's Offical, Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon before Ash did.
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When the first Star Wars movie came out, Chuck Norris was at the front row of the theater, but Luke didn't blow it up
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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When King Midas touched things, they turned to gold, when Chuck Norris touches things, they die
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Chuck Norris knows were Perry is.
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The A-Team is for people who cant afford Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris' blood can stain stainless steel... that is if he could bleed.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Chuck Norris is standing behind it.
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When playing Oblivion, Chuck Norris CAN escape the masters vigilance
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once
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The only reason Africa, Europe, Asia, and Austrailia are so far away is because they're afraid of Chuck Norris is after them.
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Tough men say they eat nails for breakfast, Chuck Norris buys his food at Home Depot everyday.
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Comofluash was the only creation people thought of to hide from Chuck Norris. . . it still failed horribly.
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