Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris Facts
New Facts
Top 50 Facts
Chuck's Favorite Facts
Submit your own fact
Chuck Norris Shirts
Buy Shirts (US)
Buy Shirts (EU)
Design your own shirt (US)
Design your own shirt (EU)
Search:
Facts Sorted by Tags
''funny''
awesome
beard
chuck
chuck norris
death
fact
food
funny
kick
norris
roundhouse kick
more tags
Official Chuck Norris Shirts
Design your own Shirt
Facts with the tag "'funny' awesome"
To aid world comfort, Chuck shaved his beard and filled 10,000 pillows. Sending them to 3rd-world countries by roundhouse kicking them.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4
(
109
votes)
Obama is the president of America...But Chuck Norris is the president of Obama
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.6
(
238
votes)
Who would win Superman or Batman? Chuck Norris
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.2
(
206
votes)
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.6
(
261
votes)
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.4
(
239
votes)
When all else fails.....Chuck Norris doesn't.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.3
(
173
votes)
« first
‹ previous
1
2
3
4