Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris Facts
New Facts
Top 50 Facts
Chuck's Favorite Facts
Submit your own fact
Chuck Norris Shirts
Buy Shirts (US)
Buy Shirts (EU)
Design your own shirt (US)
Design your own shirt (EU)
Search:
Facts Sorted by Tags
# Funny # Chuck Norris
''funny''
awesome
beard
chuck
chuck norris
death
food
funny
kick
norris
roundhouse kick
more tags
Official Chuck Norris Shirts
Design your own Shirt
Facts with the tag "weapons"
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.5
(
1187
votes)
"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.2
(
842
votes)
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.2
(
845
votes)
They didn't even come close.
TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.3
(
964
votes)
When Chuck Norris spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.3
(
340
votes)
Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.7
(
405
votes)
Chuck Norris invented the nunchuks but came to realize that he doesn't need weapons. They were originally called Non-Chucks after Chuck discarded it.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.1
(
166
votes)
Even corn flakes become deadly weapons in the hands of Chuck Norris.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.2
(
194
votes)
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.2
(
237
votes)
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.6
(
245
votes)
The only weapon ever created to defeat Chuck Norris can only be found in Imaginationland.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
2.7
(
109
votes)