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Chuck Norris is Master Chief in disguise.
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Once Chuck Norris was in a round room and cornered someone.
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Santa Claus has to be good all year to get on Chuck Norris' "Nice" list
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When Chuck Norris uses 10% of his power consider yourself lucky.
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Someone once challenged Chuck Norris to a battle of wits. He was never heard of again.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet
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Chuck Horris doesn't break up relationships he roundhouses them
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a dog, he has a bear.
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When Chuck Norris was 1 he could count......on himself to survive.
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Some countries use Chuck Norris' toe nail clippings as currency.
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Chuck Norris can draw cash from ATMs using UNO cards.
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Chuck Norris plays the piano with a guitar pick
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